Friday, 10 June 2011

Meatshield cruising!


Jaguar and Enyo, ReBeL and Delts! Off they went in their cool frigs to chase stuff in lowsec, to pillage, loot and ransom.
So after avoiding a couple of fleets with shinnies, they founded a haulers wreck that was siting 30 km of gate.
"Aarrr, go and check that wreck" delts said, "Aye aye me harty" ReB said and burned towards it.
"58 k of antibiotics." ReBeL said.  "Thats around 19 mill" Deltsbeta replied "And there is a buy order in the system as well!" ReB cheered. He orbited the wreck and collected the frozen corpse while corpie bought a badger 2 jumps out and brough it back to sell the booty!
ISK was split and roam continued. A couple of jumps and they located a MOA and a Rifter, not flying together. Both started D-scaning, MOA landed 40 km from ReBeL's Jag and both started burning towards each other. Delts warped in while ReBeL got scram and orbited at 5000 m in order to avoid possible blasters. Enyo was primaried (got low in structure at some point) but the overheated armor repair 2 did its job wonderfully. MOAs' drones where dying, even though the target scooped them a couple of times, and he wasn't going anywhere. "I'll orbit him at 500 m now" ReBeL said and with his overheated 150s' and the support of a gyro he started pounding the MOAs' shields (Delts had managed to successfully burn his guns and had his hobgoblins as DPS only).  Its obvious that "pwetty" ReB should had looked at the MOAs' guns much much earlier, but at the heat of the moment he didn't think of it.
Anyhow, the bastards manage to successfully chew up his shields and soon after that he went t' Davy Jones' locker! Capsule was scrammed and as it's mentioned on the previous thread, only way to get the point off you is to pay, either with iskies or with your POD! Corpse was added to the cargo-hold for the SKuLL collection.
Our duo kept going until another Bastard joined, Grin on a sexy looking merlin!
System after system, they got to Lamaa where a Dramiel was scanned on a Plex. The Meatshield Bastards activated the gate, ReBeL got all the rat aggro so he burned the opposite way. FC decided that they should warp out, Dram pilot was saying nay nay words on local so the trio decided to show him that they are the true bastards, not him! So they warped back at gate.
But avast! A ruppy lands on the acceleration gate, ReB gets point, close orbit and starts to pew pew, same did the fleet-mates. Enyo was primaried again. "All DPS on drones" was allover coms. Drones where going down, but so did the Enyo. ReBeL keep shooting at the drones. Merlin exploded.
1 Drone left.  The Ruppy at 50% armor. ReBeLS Jag almost full.
"Why the hell I am not doing any damage on the drone" "pwetty" said. "F*ck the drone". OVEERRHEEEATTTED DPS ON RUPPY. 
Ruppy started neuting the bastards Jag. "One circle of point, orbit 500. DCU off" was the implants order (Although taking the DCU off could have been a bad idea considering that it uses just 1 CPU), "don't let him get at range". ReBeL started taking some damage, he was orbiting between 2500 m and 3300, due to the cap being out.
Ruppy at 10. ReBeL was now at 40% sheilds.
"I'll go after the Hobgoblin" ReBeL thought, "get it out of the picture". But It went all wrong for him. A miss-click, one scram circle at the hobgoblin, Ruppy got at range and the mighty Jaguar gave ReBeL his insurance payout.
"[02:05:22] ReBeLSKuLL > lucky cunt gf" was posted on local. It was a good fight after all, and yet one more lesson for the "pwetty" ReBeL bastard! Cause whatever kills us in EVE, makes us stronger.


"Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate after all"


PS: All corpses mentioned above are safely on ReBeLSKuLLS items inventory!
PS2: Any input on my DCU (uses 1GJ) going off or not for cap and Scram (5GJ) is welcomed!


Haiku!

This last week has been great for ReBeL, having loads of fun with the Bastards, shooting and looting!
So, yarrsteday Reb and a corpie where drinking their grog in a Hadozeko belt, when a slasher landed.
ReBeLSKuLLS ruppy quickly warped in, got point and started shooting while Zach was on warp from the off-grid.
"whoa his going do- his dead" he said on vent and smartly held point on capsule. Invite to the ransom channel and click to see age.
"[ 2011.06.09 03:14:51 ] Anton Barksdale > this account is only 1 day old so i probably wont ransom :P"
Well everyone has to pay one way or another. Its POD or ransom and ransom it was! Nice idea Zach!
"Anton Barksdale > On the open seas I encountered a captain named rebelskull;
The two seconds of combat were never dull and ended when he destroyed my hull."
HARHARR!

Saturday, 4 June 2011

YYAAAARRRRRRR!!!!

Well as you have noticed ReBeLions background has changed and thats only because ReBeL will be flying with The Bastards from now on!!


"Being a pirate is the best way to fly around. I can't see any reason not want to be flying with a couple of mateys and shoot stuff or get some iskies not to." ReBeL said on our exclusive interview. 
So now expect some cool PIRAT and ransom stories, he will be drinking RUM and hold the pirate banner as high as he can. 

"The down side of it was that I have to have this parrot in my POD all the time. He keeps repeating the low structure noise in every engagement." ReBeL said laughing -yet you could see his angriness in his eyes.
He had a last zip from his rum and stood up.
"So if you see me around, surrender the booty" ReB said and walked away towards his chambers..

In other news, CLEAR SKIES 3 IS FINALLY OUT SO DO WATCH IT!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVxKn-Rql5Y&feature=related (can't link it cause I keep getting some random kittens video :S :@)

Or you can download it herehttp://www.clearskiesthemovie.com/  (Thank you USnameri)

Tuesday, 10 May 2011

Clear Skies Trailer!

Not the story of ReBeL, but a hell of a series!! Part 3 trailer!!
Can't wait!

Friday, 22 April 2011

Alrighty focks!

Well Its been a long time since my last post and it will be another month or so.
ReBeL has been around but not so much, apparently getting more minmatar-rusty in ship flying but new stories will be posted of his roams in a months time, where I will have some more time following him in his roams!
So, keep up on what you doing and ReBeL will be back in no time, think of it like a loooooong skill training!
Cheers, be well and fly flashy!!

Saturday, 26 February 2011

"Oh noes, my (fire)tail is on fire.."


Well ReBeL had started flying Firetails and after chating with Heribeck for a couple of days, he was finally able to get some space ship time. Off to nullsec then for some fun!
Heri and ReB had located a gang, although their Firetail and Falcon couldn't engage it and awaited for some reinforcements. But gang decided to bounce so ReB and Heri kept roaming, in order to find a prey and make a  successful hit on the insurance companies.
Bug Akane was seen earlier on a Thrasher and located on a system they jumped in.
ReB was exited: "With the falcons support, he is toasted! My firetail could be a great bait!" he thought and immediately started D-scaning while Heribeck bubbled up.
"Watch out ReB, that thing is a frig killer!" said Beck in a worrying voice. "Don't worry, its all under control" ReBeL said, but little did he know..
The Thrasher pilot D-scaned ReBeL and landed 40 km away from him. "Warp to me" ReB said and started approaching, but so did the target. "I am quite far, watch out.." Heri warned ReBeLSKuLL. He started orbiting close range, activated suitcase aka DCU and started firing only after his shields where half way down.
"I'm going down.." ReB said, and tried to warp out at low armor. Offcourse, scrams where on him and like a mosquito on a web, he died fast, while Heri was still in warp.
BOOM-POD out.
Now, it is clear that ReB did everything he could to assist the Thrasher into successfully blowing up his ship. He didn't burned opposite of the Thrasher, in order to buy some time for his fleetmate to get there. When his shields went very low, he didn't try to burn away and warp out and waited after his armor went low.
This was an old character and as expected, he killed ReB fast, without any real resistance.
Blood will be spilled!

Monday, 21 February 2011

RL RED BOXING

Well, I think the title speaks for itself. ReBeL doesn't know exactly when he will be able to go out for some new endeavors, although he is seen occasionally doing quick roams on null looking for fast food!
So this blog is not abandoned, it's just POSTPONED!
Please keep the insurance companies busy!