Monday 26 March 2012

Mega-Mission, friendly duel and a Ruppy kill.

Missioning in lowsec has its advantages. And disadvantages.
An EVE University pilot was caught off class and in Todifraun missioning. Todi is a system next to Evati, the system where the notorious Bastards live.
It was only a matter of time then for the pirates to scan down and locate the student vessel. Once they managed to pin down the mission location, the fleet warped in and immediately started applying DPS in order to get the Mega in low structure and try to ransom the pilot's ship.
"Well when ye deal wit' a 2 year barnacle-covered character, sailin' a Megathron on a mission, people need to understand that ye be not only ransomin' the vessel, ye be ransomin' the ship 'n POD". " ReBeL said. The pilot delayed payment and negotiated for 120 mil.
"We had' the lad exactly 'ere we wanted, we 'ere tryin' t' negotiate a price. But arr an EVE Uni fleet be close by an' run t' assist, so we had t' 'process' his ship smartly and run"!
He laughed loudly, having a look in his eyes like he was recalling moments of the fight and doing them all over again. While they where warping out, the enemy fleet was landing.
He then grabbed a chicken leg from a plate right in front of him, had a bite and concluded the story adding that "The POD was let go as th' the blob be comin' in so we had t' get th' hork out".

In the mean time, a friendly to ReBeL person was flying around and about in Evati, looking for a 1 vs 1.
After the Mega engagement, ReB still wanted action. After all, he has to honor his flashy red status whenever possible.
ReBeL got his Firetail, fitted to usually kill T1 frigates, and fleeted up with Babbelbob. After a warp in, each of the pilots started approaching each other and started to shoot each other until fireworks appeared in Evati!
It was a fair fight, "arrr the matey got me at 30% structure before he sank t'Davy Jones' locker" was ReB's comment. "I be orbitin' at close range, assistin' his blasters while I ignored completely th' drones. I did 't all wrong at first, but managed t' kill th' lad's in th' end. Fair swashbuckle t' the lad'!" ReBeL yelled while giving a light spank on an exotic dancer's cushion as she was passing by.



The Ruppy Engament!

On one of ReBeLSKuLL's usual solo Rifter nights out, he managed to spot a Rifter in a celestial. As a pirate, he is obligated to try and make ISK out of such opportunities. "I tried t' engage th' lad's two times in th' celestial, but he be too far ou'. I then warped ou' an' then waited on th' gate. He warped back in an' almost got point on th' lad's. I then asked th' lad's t' pay me ten cargo holds o' ISK an' I would leave him be. He didn' pay fer o'er two hours, only t' get a Wolf an' a Thrasher t' save his tide. I tried t' grab a kill but 't be impossible."
ReBeL stayed silent for a second, looking at his almost-empty-Quafe bottle filled with rum. He picked it up and downed it. He looked at me vaguely in the eyes and continued his story.
'But avast me matey, somethin' else did happen. I got one o' me mates t' join me in a Vengeance, in order t' be more persuasive an' t' show t' th' lad's that we be talkin' serious business here. Arrr! A flashy rupture vessel landed on grid. I warped ou' an' back in, Ravenesa started engagin' while bein' around 45+ KM off th' gate an' me. He be tight orbitin' an' be tryin' t' hold th' lad's enough fer me t' get thar an' point, on accoun' o' Ammar ships be nay known fer the'r stable caps! I tried t' burn in but th' pilot started shootin' at me. I then burned away an' re-approached. Managed t' sbung hole in an' get within scram range. Drones 'ere taken down fast, only fer th' haul smartly t' follow. An' in all that conflict, me partner stayed so calm. An' so did his shield. In an armor fitted ship. Good fight sire"!


He then stood up, took some ISK out of his pocket and dropped them on the table and started to walk away. I watched as he was leaving and all I could think about was "wtf is wrong with this lad".

Only to get disrupted by the sexy dancer appraching me with a piece of paper that had a quote of Frederic Douglas on it written down by ReBeL: "The thing worse than rebellion is the thing that causes rebellion".